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fauxnews - Nov 21, 2017 2:00am, #84672

"I have spent the last few months recovering from a leg injury so that I can return to duty overseas." LOLOLOL!!! Didn't realize he was one of 'The Expendables.'{X>D My, my, my...how the mighty have fallen. Sorry,couldn't resist. Good bye everyone! Cheers

fauxnews - Nov 21, 2017 1:58am, #84671

Not sure what your problem is, stranger. Don't matter. Don't care. No longer curious. Cheers, stranger. Got to get back to work. Break over.

fauxnews - Nov 21, 2017 1:50am, #84670

Odd? Suddenly?? This is the internet. Not your front door ;o) Got an email notification that someone necro-posted on a very old thread. I work overnights at a rehab center, security. I'm online all night. If you didn't want my attention,then why write me?

fauxnews - Nov 21, 2017 1:44am, #84668

Even so, tell you the truth stranger...I am glad to be away from here.This place can get in your head,and I have empathy for those stuck in this circle of hell. Enjoying retirement too much to come back. Then again,you never know. We'll see ;) Cheers,mate

fauxnews - Nov 21, 2017 1:41am, #84667

Normally I'd call that out as sour gra**s.On the other hand,this is a most extraordinary circumstance.A bigger American scandal than Watergate! John Kennedy's father Joe rigged his son's close election with the help of the mob. It's rare.But it can happen

fauxnews - Nov 21, 2017 1:34am, #84666

The deal-breaker is the Mueller investigation. He's Republican and reputable, so he has no motive other than justice. Criminal indictments aren't a partisan issue. Indictments are now official with more coming. Trump cheated. He's not getting away with it

fauxnews - Nov 21, 2017 1:31am, #84665

Hey there, mate. I'm retired. However, my original bet was if Trump "won" the election. Not simply if he became President. With the American CIA and GOP congress conceding that the Russians rigged their election, that probably nullifies my bet.

fauxnews - Nov 18, 2016 11:28am, #82566

Seeing as,ironically,YOU have "whimpered away",then according to this game you’ve been playing,I guess that means I'm "retiring" as the champ {B^) Was fun shutting you up one last time.Don't let the door hit you on the way out(again) *mic drop*(2/2)

fauxnews - Nov 18, 2016 11:27am, #82565

Hmmm,as you surmised,Im retiring from 'politics'.If you hadnt noticed,I stopped making memes weeks ago{;^)Was planning on leaving regardless of who won,this election got too ugly.Humanity needs to evolve past politics if we’re to survive as a species(1/2)

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 10:10pm, #82527

P.S. Ah the perils of doing this on a mobile device. Correction:(comment#82523) *"Democracy is NOT right or wrong. IF democracy is working, it will reflect that..."* Ok, off to get drunk with the blokes. It's a Crown Royal-kinda nite Cheers everyone! :^)

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 10:05pm, #82526

{;^) Sincerely, Ben A.

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 10:04pm, #82525

To the libs or Repubs out there who are heartbroken if tonite doesn't go their way, see tonight as a way of seeing where the winds are blowing,but also let those winds sculpt the sands of your humanity.To change the country,you must change yourself.Cheers

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 10:01pm, #82524

...And if your country is broken, like my home the U.K. is, then it will reflect that as well. You don't fix your country with elections, you fix it in how you live your life...

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 10:00pm, #82523

...I just don't believe in conspiracy theories or the nonsense that the system was ever "rigged." It's not. But the system IS broken, even if Hillary won. Democracy is right or wrong. It democracy is working, it will reflect that...

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 9:58pm, #82522

...But this would be a win that is amazing because the system was working exactly as it should be. And to my liberal friends out there surprised by my words, that isn't to say I condone the morality of the choice. I don't...

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 9:57pm, #82521

...It's gonna be a long night, and we probably won't know until tomorrow for sure. But here's the thing: I will always give credit where it is due, even if Trump and his followers are the worst kind of cowardly S.O.Bs. A win is still a win...

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 9:55pm, #82520

If you guys do win this, it is a historic victory because of the odds were against you, not because the odds were wrong. In other words, when Rocky wins...do you want it to be because Ivan Drago cheated but failed? Or because Rocky simply was better?

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 9:54pm, #82519

That means, what he and his supporters did here was simply incredible, if he pulls this off. To win with a 5% chance is like, Chicago Cubs amazing. Which is why this "polling is rigged" nonsense doesn't help anyone, especially you guys {;^p

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 9:53pm, #82518

But more to the point...since there is a decent sh** of Trump winning. To the naysayers out there, saying that science was wrong...don't diminish your accomplish here with that egotistical statement. The truth is...Trump really did have about a 5% chance

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 9:52pm, #82517

OK, I sense that maybe I should be researching bug recipes.(see comment #82497) Luckily there are no sore winners on Politifake, right!? {X^D

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 1:01am, #82516

Soooooo....Hard to accuse the election of being rigged if this prediction from science is anything close to the final outcome. See you blokes tomorrow! Cheers

fauxnews - Nov 8, 2016 1:00am, #82515

Hmmmm.... I'll call that bluff {;^) Time to put some skin in this game. MY PREDICTION- President: Hillary Clinton (D).Clinton 323 EV, Trump 215 EV. Median: Clinton 312 EV, Trump 215 EV. Meta-Margin: 2.7%.Nat'l popular vote: Clinton +4.0

fauxnews - Nov 7, 2016 10:32pm, #82514

P.S. When this meme says "This is America's last chance..." with the image of a Nazified military psycho proudly asking us to vote Trump-Pence, I have to ask "last chance for what"? To be the Nazi party it always dreamed of being??? Winning strategy there

fauxnews - Nov 7, 2016 10:01pm, #82513

Why is Trump gonna lose tomorrow? Exhibit A: the 'Murican insanity embodied by this meme. With supporters like you, Trump doesn't need enemies.

fauxnews - Nov 6, 2016 6:30pm, #82510

...This is WHY democracies have elections. There is only one opinion that matters in the hand, that of the democratic majority. Next election, you might want beliefs that conform more to reality, which is ultimate what elections are for: a reality check.

fauxnews - Nov 6, 2016 6:28pm, #82509

If that were true, the FBI would've brought charges since what you are contending is transparent enough that they couldn't hide such a thing. Of course, in tinfoil hat conspiracy land, Trump supporters wanna believe want they wanna believe...

fauxnews - Nov 6, 2016 5:38pm, #82505

P.S. Nice to see ya around, Priss. Don't be a stranger ;^) Cheers

fauxnews - Nov 6, 2016 5:36pm, #82504

I know, right? Yet those same guys support a candidate who sniffed furiously like a cokehead during all three Presidential debates. Guess the pneumonia conspiracy stuff didn't stick, so this now. Thankfully the electorate has tuned them out. Trump's toast

fauxnews - Nov 6, 2016 5:26pm, #82502

Hopefully you do. That's a losing hand. {X^D P.S. Welcome back, mate. Just in time to see the R'apepubiKKKlans lose their election, big league. Cheers

fauxnews - Nov 6, 2016 4:50pm, #82500

P.S. That dismal 10% chance is me "unskewing the polls in Trump's favor" (read: applying as much punditry and BS that I can to give Trump a best case scenario). His chances, in all fairness is closer to 3-5%. Where's the but.ter? He's toast. {X^D

fauxnews - Nov 6, 2016 12:34pm, #82499

Considering that S.T.Donald Trump has about a 9-10% to win, how do you figure?

fauxnews - Nov 5, 2016 3:07pm, #82498

...If Hillary loses. Yes, that how confident and certain I am. The data basically says Trump needs the equivalent of a Royal flush in poker to win. So, yeah, it's over. The fat lady is singing and her name (for better or worse) is HRC. See ya on the 8th

fauxnews - Nov 5, 2016 3:05pm, #82497

...based on early voting combined with fundamentals and other trends. The data doesn't lie folks. Yes, it is totally over. I will eat a bug, a big one, if Trump gets more than 240 electoral votes. I'm going all in: I will also quit Politifake....

fauxnews - Nov 5, 2016 3:03pm, #82496

Okay, time to call this. http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/05/politics/nevada-early-vote-hillary-clinton-donald-trump/index.html Here's a hint on what to expect on Election Day. Statistically speaking, it scientifically impossible for Trump to win now....

fauxnews - Nov 2, 2016 6:28pm, #82492

...And when Trump loses (and he will) it isn't because of conspiracy to "fake" his defeat. You guys lost because conspiratorial minded thinking is symptomatic of being divorced from reality. This is why we have democratic elections, democracy's reality ck

fauxnews - Nov 2, 2016 6:25pm, #82491

It is idiotic and ignorant for any one to suggest that Obama's birth certificate is faked. Every bit as dumb as believing in Bigfoot, and even more lame because it is a form of coded racism....

fauxnews - Oct 27, 2016 8:21am, #82475

P.S. Chanting that you want your political opponent to be "locked up" is something you'd expect in a communist country, not a democracy. That's how "they" rig the election. Jus'sayin.How is that working out for you guys btw? http://election.princeton.edu/

fauxnews - Oct 27, 2016 8:16am, #82474


fauxnews - Oct 27, 2016 8:15am, #82473


fauxnews - Oct 27, 2016 8:15am, #82472


fauxnews - Oct 25, 2016 9:57am, #82470

Yeah, because Trump and you supporters respect women more than anyone you guys know, eh? How is that working for you guys -ahem http://election.princeton.edu/

fauxnews - Oct 25, 2016 9:56am, #82469

It is spelled Barack btw.

fauxnews - Oct 24, 2016 11:07am, #82466

... as some of those emails are fraudulent emails mixed in with real ones, so it makes it hard to vet them. Even so, how does that excuse Trump's crybabying lying and lame conspiracy theories? It doesn't.

fauxnews - Oct 24, 2016 11:04am, #82465

You are over-generalizing. Wikileaks isn't claiming that Hillary ever killed anyone or rigged an election. Most of it is about her personal corruption and smug attitude, etc. And even then - what you said isn't accurate. A lot of it is being denied...

fauxnews - Oct 23, 2016 9:23pm, #82463

Citation? A reputable one. This isn't like, you know, Trump's foundation which is currently banned until it faces corruption charges.

fauxnews - Oct 23, 2016 2:44pm, #82461

Did Hillary kill Vince Foster? I kinda hope she did! Because that’s [email protected] {B^)

fauxnews - Oct 23, 2016 12:51pm, #82460

Oh, I do. Most of them are just as bad as most Trump supporters. And those anti-vaxxer liberal scum believe in the same crybaby BS conspiracy theories.

fauxnews - Oct 22, 2016 9:26pm, #82457

If Democrats can rig elections, then why don't they control Congress?(where the REAL power is: to make the laws.) Oh, that's right...because it's a crybaby bullsh*t conspiracy theory.

fauxnews - Oct 22, 2016 4:02am, #82454


fauxnews - Oct 22, 2016 4:00am, #82453

Nope. The concession I was talking about was after the Supreme Court decision. And, again, Trump didn't start making this retarded voter rig accusations the closing hours of election day like Gore did. He's doing it weeks in advance, which Gore didn't.

fauxnews - Oct 21, 2016 6:09pm, #82450


fauxnews - Oct 21, 2016 2:55pm, #82448

...they say karma is a "b*tch" for a reason. Cheers

fauxnews - Oct 21, 2016 2:55pm, #82447

Trump and his R'APEpubliKKKlan crybaby losers allege without REAL evidence of a conspiracy to rig the election against Trump.Trump is losing BIG-LEAGUE because he and his deplorable die-hard supporters are washed loser sociopaths.Enjoy 4+ years of Hillary

fauxnews - Oct 21, 2016 2:52pm, #82446

Gore didn't contest the election until AFTER he lost. Trump is contesting now. Kerry conceded the very next day. And the election fraud on BOTH SIDES are so small that the facts and non-partisan research shows that it wouldn't have swung those elections

fauxnews - Oct 20, 2016 5:39pm, #82444

...If Trump wins the popular vote, or it comes down to a state like Florida to decide the election, then maybe you could have a point. For now, it's just whining from ra**publikkklans.

fauxnews - Oct 20, 2016 3:55pm, #82443

Stupid comparison. Gore NEVER challenged the election before hand. He won the popular vote and it was so close he deserved a recount. In the end he conceded gracefully and never made accusations of voter fraud or rigged elections.

fauxnews - Oct 18, 2016 1:36am, #82439

Leave wit to the professions, mate. Belittling the racism and s'exism of Trump supporters is part of the reason the GOP is losing so badly.

fauxnews - Oct 17, 2016 6:19pm, #82436

...then that would explain why Trump is losing SO badly. He's mentally "weak", morally "weak", politically "weak", militarily "weak"(i.e.draftdodger for medical reason), he's just "weak" any way you cut it. Cheers

fauxnews - Oct 17, 2016 6:17pm, #82435

Well...beside being a ridiculous s'exist a**umption about women... If statistics showing Hillary's lead among women is fake, you certainly have "evidence" to back that up, amirite? Also, even if it were true that hurr durr "women obey the strong"...

fauxnews - Oct 17, 2016 11:05am, #82433

-the only thing worse than Trump's supporters losing their election, is doing it without dignity. They are sore losers of the most pathetic lot. Splendid. X^D

fauxnews - Oct 17, 2016 11:04am, #82432

P.S. Love THIS line from Trump this morning,"Of course there is large scale voter fraud happening on and before election day. Why do Republican leaders deny what is going on? So naive!" Yeah - the GOP is on the fix with the liberals now...

fauxnews - Oct 17, 2016 11:02am, #82431

I have to do better than Hillary beating Trump like a drum and proving it with actual evidence(unlike you guys with some of your claims)? Well,with your Presidential hopes dashed,we are devoting our efforts to retaking the Senate now.Does that count?{:^)

fauxnews - Oct 17, 2016 1:57am, #82429


fauxnews - Oct 17, 2016 1:02am, #82427

I know, right? Now that Trump's chances to win have settled at around 4-6%, the liberals are hanging their heads into victory. Tha losers! http://election.princeton.edu

fauxnews - Oct 16, 2016 11:08pm, #82425

P.S. And I keep citing that episode where you shared a X-files nutter conspiracy theory youtube video as "evidence of a rigged election" because that sorta thing destroys one's credibility beyond redemption. You're not doing Trump's mvt any favors, period

fauxnews - Oct 16, 2016 11:05pm, #82424

It comes down to this: trying to blame the referee or the other team for cheating when your side keeps fumbling the ball will fall on deaf ears. Trump supporters are no longer winning. They are whining. Good luck with that.

fauxnews - Oct 16, 2016 11:03pm, #82423

If the Trump supporters really were worried about compromising national security by electing corrupt politicians, then you guys wouldn't dare consider Trump. He's a mentally-unfit draft-dodging sociopathic putz with zero practical experience.

fauxnews - Oct 16, 2016 11:01pm, #82422

Certainly women deserve "justice" who have to live in and accept a culture of normalized violence against them. As for the "emails", no one is buying the right's faux-indignation, the least of all you.

fauxnews - Oct 16, 2016 10:59pm, #82421

Al Franken talking s*** to his Republicans. The difference here is that Trump was caught at work bragging about hara.ssing and as.saulting women for sport. And that's consensus even if the minority of deplorable Trump supporters refuse to accept it.

fauxnews - Oct 16, 2016 10:56pm, #82420

This isn't about Trump using foul language and you know it. And the rest of America has tuned out your spinfail and excuses. Many men before him have used foul language. We have footage of Dubya giving people the finger,Cheney saying f*** you to opponents

fauxnews - Oct 16, 2016 10:55pm, #82419

You listed a loony bin video the other day claiming the Trump t'ape was fabricated by the guvmint to frame Trump. Even Trump isn't going there and he's lost his marbles. I know the phrase 'Wag the Dog.' And s'exual a.ssault is a serious issue everywhere

fauxnews - Oct 16, 2016 9:12pm, #82416

Given that Trump is a "dog", he only has himself to blame for self-destructing. I can hardly blame the tail.

fauxnews - Oct 16, 2016 7:54pm, #82414

You're projecting again. With Trump's numbers nosediving, and with him breaking his word to accept the outcome of the election, with laughable claims that the election is being rigged (while citing NO evidence), it is clear that Republicans are desperate

fauxnews - Oct 14, 2016 6:35pm, #82413

DeNiro is a huge Trump hater and wants to personally punch S.T.Donald in the face. #memefail

fauxnews - Oct 13, 2016 3:41pm, #82412

The good "karma"... Hillary is beating Trump and his ra**publiKKKlan supporters like a drum in the election right now :-D

fauxnews - Oct 13, 2016 11:06am, #82407

Nah, pun doesn't fit as nicely. With Republicans you don't have to change much at all...funny how karma works :^)

fauxnews - Oct 13, 2016 11:04am, #82406

Trump quite clearly called most "mexicans r'apists."

fauxnews - Oct 13, 2016 11:04am, #82405


fauxnews - Oct 13, 2016 11:04am, #82404

I've never heard my co-workers say they have a right to grab women they work with by the p***y. Where the hell DO you work at??? X^D

fauxnews - Oct 12, 2016 1:12pm, #82400

...it also is NOT proof that sociopathy or violence against women is mostly a Republican thing. P.S.If you think you guys are winning this election with paranoid conspiracy theories, then please...KEEP thinking that until the day AFTER Tuesday, November 8

fauxnews - Oct 12, 2016 1:08pm, #82399

And most of those sickos undeniably target women. Yet that doesn't mean I've uncovered proof that most Republicans are trying to murder women based upon a "handful of examples."

fauxnews - Oct 12, 2016 1:06pm, #82398

The fallacy you are committing here is called the slippery slope fallacy. To use your ridiculous logic, for instance, I can list many examples of serial killers who most of which were Republicans (i.e. Ted Bundy was the most prominent)...

fauxnews - Oct 12, 2016 1:05pm, #82397

But two of those sources you listed were conservatard tabloids with a history of making things up. Also, we are talking about handfuls of votes. To rig an election against Sanders, Clinton OR Trump, you would need at least tens of thousands of voters.

fauxnews - Oct 12, 2016 1:04pm, #82396

(Responding to your NHregister claim)I never said voter fraud didn't happen. Yes it happens on, both sides.Like these dead GOP voters who voted GOP http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/10/11/cbs4-investigation-reveals-another-dead-voter-fraud-cases-and-gaps/

fauxnews - Oct 12, 2016 1:00pm, #82395

...then again, you are the same Trump supporter who listed a video the other day alleging(without evidence)a conspiracy theory that Trump's audio t'ape where he confesses to s.exual a.ssault was fabricated by the guvmint. So you have no credibility,period

fauxnews - Oct 12, 2016 12:58pm, #82394

-news outlets are part of some giant conspiracy to lie and rig the election. Yet you look the other way at Trump's REAL chronic lying (backed up with ACTUAL evidence)...

fauxnews - Oct 12, 2016 12:57pm, #82393

...to look like something other than it is. His work has been vetted, only to be discovered to be journalistic fraud. Otherwise all the reputable news media outlets would've carried that story. Oh, but I forget- you think (without evidence) that ALL major

fauxnews - Oct 12, 2016 12:56pm, #82392

Well, the smack explains the amnesia where you failed remember the part where I pointed out that Project Veritas was debunked because founder James O'Keefe takes normal video and selectively editing it - in this case, normal getting out the vote video...

fauxnews - Oct 12, 2016 12:46am, #82386

P.S. Project Veritas, founded by scam artist James O'Keefe, is himself guilt of journalistic fraud, selective editing,and lying ... I get it, when Trump loses his supporters plan to throw a crybaby hissy fit over it.Real men would face defeat with dignity

fauxnews - Oct 12, 2016 12:41am, #82385

You mean......they get the vote out??? By driving voters to the ballot boxes?????! Oh, the horror!

fauxnews - Oct 11, 2016 11:22pm, #82383

...THAT the burden of proof is with the accuser, never the accused. Then I pointed out debunked conspiracy theories by you and Trump as examples. When it comes to being "delusional" you are "clearly" projecting. Check, mate {X^D

fauxnews - Oct 11, 2016 11:20pm, #82382

Show me where I put words in your mouth? You said "this is how she will steal the election" and then tried to point to Sanders losing the primary as proof, and I pointed out the fallacy in that thinking - that correlation doesn't equal causation AND...

fauxnews - Oct 11, 2016 11:15am, #82375

P.S.For the record, most grown men do not talk or behave like that.Again,this isn't boys will be boys stuff.This is Trump clearly celebrating his ability to (by the standard of the law) se.xually as.sault someone.It would be dishonest to suggest otherwise

fauxnews - Oct 11, 2016 11:07am, #82374

(Trump then notices a h'ot women nearby)"Whoa!I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs,just in case I start kissing her.You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait!"(3/3)

fauxnews - Oct 11, 2016 11:07am, #82373

(He then makes fun of her for refusing to get with him) "Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony t*** and everything. She’s totally changed her look."(2/3)

fauxnews - Oct 11, 2016 11:07am, #82372

***(The actual Trump transcript)***: "I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and f**k her. She was married! And I moved on her very heavily in fact.I moved on her like a b****, but I couldn’t get there,and she was married..."(1/3)

fauxnews - Oct 11, 2016 11:07am, #82371

(Trump concludes his rant where he quite clearly brags about how being a celebrity lets you do whatever you want,even as.sault)"And when you’re a star, they let you do it.You can do anything! Whatever you want.Grab them by the p-ssy. You can do ANYTHING."

fauxnews - Oct 11, 2016 10:53am, #82370

...You are right, though. Locker room talk IS different than s'exual as.sault. The problem is that Trump is doing more than "lockerroom talk." He's bragging about his experiences and desire s'exually as.saulting women for sport. It's Trump words, not mine

fauxnews - Oct 11, 2016 10:51am, #82369

...Trump then offered his reasoning: speaking from personal experience, about how him being a celebrity affords him the right to do "anything he wants" to women, even going up and disrespectfully grabbing the genitals of any women he wanted.

fauxnews - Oct 11, 2016 10:48am, #82368

P.S. Trump quite defended his right to s'exually a**.ault women. The audio ***e begins with him bragging about the time he tried to force himself on a married women, only to be rebuffed, joking that he just starts kissing them without getting consent....